I’m getting hired, but…

I did fail the personality test =p

How? I don’t even know. But the manager who is hiring me told me I failed it in every way possible. Swag?

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Do they expect me to show up for Jury not stoned?

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I love getting back STD test results. They’re always like, “Congratulations! You have nothing to worry about!”.

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A few days ago, I decided to get a new job. So now I’m a pizza delivery boiii (my dream menial job~). Go me :3

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Made a pair of poi. My friend who throws a weekly art part is going to Hawaii soon so I made it for him right before he went. Him and his wife promised to bring me back a dope ass crystal from there~

Made a pair of poi. My friend who throws a weekly art part is going to Hawaii soon so I made it for him right before he went. Him and his wife promised to bring me back a dope ass crystal from there~

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Every time I blinks, my eyelashes get stuck together because I got too drunk and hit myself in the eye with fire poi.

Best part is: there’s no permanent damage; this isn’t the first time this has happened

Every time I blinks, my eyelashes get stuck together because I got too drunk and hit myself in the eye with fire poi.

Best part is: there’s no permanent damage; this isn’t the first time this has happened

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Selfie cause Dakota always takes forever. But, I’m gonna have him play one of my songs on the speakers at Studio 7 tonight. So, that’s okay~

Selfie cause Dakota always takes forever. But, I’m gonna have him play one of my songs on the speakers at Studio 7 tonight. So, that’s okay~

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Bluehair’s present for me before she left for the burn. Now I just have to get some hemp to make it into a necklace. First I have to liquidate one or two of the Armani jackets I got the other day so I’m not so broke. 

One of the ones I want to sell I found at Nordstrom online for $1600. The other I want to sell is 2k+. 

The universe has been gr8.9 to me as of late, and for that I appreciate~

Bluehair’s present for me before she left for the burn. Now I just have to get some hemp to make it into a necklace. First I have to liquidate one or two of the Armani jackets I got the other day so I’m not so broke.

One of the ones I want to sell I found at Nordstrom online for $1600. The other I want to sell is 2k+.

The universe has been gr8.9 to me as of late, and for that I appreciate~

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Made my first wire wrap bracelet~*~.

Made my first wire wrap bracelet~*~.

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Holy shit.

I just made 10k in my 30 minute lunch break. More details to come, but I’m excited to give bluehair a present an Italian designer gave me to give to her [worth half of my total gross income from last year~]

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My vision is augmented.